LOL...this website has a lot of dumb blonde jokes...
http://www.coolblondejokes.com/
Here's my favorite:
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies, "Yes." He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!!!!!
Ahahahahaha...o_0
Leave a comment with YOUR favorite dumb blonde jokes!
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Who the Heck is...
- The Dumb Blonde
- Better known as Sara, the Dumb Blonde loves bothering people with her useless, sarcastic comments. She considers anyone who can make her laugh really hard a friend.
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Sara, that's really funny. :)
Hehe! I wish I knew another one... Well, maybe I do. Here it is:
There was a red-head, brunette, and a blonde. They met a genie/fairy/witch who gave them each one wish. Well, sort of. They would turn into the next thing they said. So they continued on this path. But the path dropped stopped at the edge of a waterfall. The red-head got there first and said "Airplane" so she was saved. The brunette, who go there next, said "Boat" and was saved. But the blonde was still a ways behind. She has strayed slightly off the path and tripped over a tree root, saying, "Crab!." THE END
The ending is editable. Other words, such as "Fudge!" or something like that would work, too.
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Oh, and good site, Sara! I really like it!
~Ellantoby
lol...i like ellantoby's! that's funny...
kewl! and thanks jordan!
hi...hey...why didn't you ever give me this site!!!??
hmph...
oh this is tiffany...i dont have an account here, this si the room 17 thingys
ahhhh sorry tiffany...
i was seriously going to send you an email yesterday...but...STINKY...had to delete my entire computer account so i kinda didnt have time.
there i go, making stupid excuses.
well ya.
*wanders away*
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